Bug Whisperer T-Shirts

'We merely talk to them about time shares until they leave voluntarily.'

'I'm concerned about your job performance, Farkle! You've only been carrying 30 times your weight around here!'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

Baldo considers squishing a caterpillar and then changes his mind."

Virus moves to mobile phones.

Sleepless Night with a Mosquito

'But, I am the lesser of two weevils.'

'No spiders were harmed in the eradication of your cockroaches.'

'We did it Earl! We'll make the spider hall of fame for this!'

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

"Oh that's Larry. He has a bad Russian athlete habit."

"Oh, I just find vertical stripes more flattering for my figure."

"My parent always told me to put the best foot forward. I'm just not sure which one."

Bed Bugs after a materess flipping

No Fly Tipping - "Aww."

"You'll see, not only will your appearance change, but so will your diet: Nectar is delicious!"

'Oh no, it's the mosquitoes! Kids, splash around in the pool, they only like stagnant water.'

'Oh my, Mrs Ladybird, you'd better fly home: Your house is on fire and your children are gone...'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

An angry giant Butterfly has finally found the Butterfly collector person who has his former smaller friends

Corporate Hornworms

"And lately I've been feeling very sluggish!"

"Quick Poopin'!! To the Butt cave!"

Notice - Salt Kills

"...and how long have you had this feeling that women hate you?"

Entomology Reference

Relativity: "Eeee, a tiny human!"

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

Day 16,219: Acupuncture still not working on butterflies

'Don't buy here: The soil tastes horrible, it's highly polluted!'

"This reminds me of that time I said it was too humid and buggy to go on this hike."

"Welcome to our evening forest hike. You won't regret wearing your bug suits."

You know, there is an easier way.

"Ignore that, Mrs. Schmidt, it's the oldest trick in their book!"