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"You've hidden the mosquito repellent, haven't you, Martha?"

Mosquito 'restaurant' on a person's skin. Waiter asks 'Red or red?'

'I try to be considerate and always sterilize my stinger before biting into a new victim.'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

Last night Melissa C. became the victim of a sneaky mosquito attack. It was initially unclear if the attack was religiously motivated.

"Old people are easier to sting: it's harder for them to hear the buzzing when we fly towards them..."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dog Dreams

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'You know too much!'

The Worm Charmer

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"That is an outrageous slur."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'