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'Modern technology being what it is, there's a good chance it won't work anyway.'

Product Testing Department

Pumpkin Mice

"It's not even artisanal."

"Don't come out now, too risky! There's an opened cardboard box in the middle of the room, so there's a high probability the cat is inside it. . ."

Feeder Mice

"Using the surveillance drone proves that mice do have problem-solving skills."

Playground

Tunnel of Mice

"The usual, please, Ken."

"Lou, that lazy cartoonist did it again! You have got to see the size of this hole — we’re free! Sweet mother of all things holy... the Lockhorns are making lasagna!!"

I love geeks

'... And it went clip, clipperty clop, snap, squeak on the stair.'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"So how are you doing?"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Police Feline Unit

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Quick, start the car!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dog Dreams

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Biofelineism

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'