Mouse Whisperers T-Shirts

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Police Feline Unit

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Quick, start the car!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Biofelineism

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Dog Dreams

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'You know too much!'

I guess she had other plans for you.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Children's Feast.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"That is an outrageous slur."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"