Mouse Whisperers Pillows

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Police Feline Unit

Children's Parties

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Quick, start the car!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Biofelineism

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Dog Dreams

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Children's Feast.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Cat Towels

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'You know too much!'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

I guess she had other plans for you.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"That is an outrageous slur."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"