Mole Whisperer Pillows

Sensing that Clarence had lowered his guard while asleep in the hammock, the moles attacked.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

The Worm Charmer

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Mantis Love

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Spindle Neurons

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'Choose, Fenster

'I could eat you.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

'Where are you going?'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"Yeah, birds are bad, but fishermen are the worst: they first stab you with a hook, then drown you to finish you off. . ."

Entomology Reference

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

Product Testing Department

'Please repeat, your last transmission was garbled.'

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

Professor...what are you doing?

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'