Mole Whisperer Gifts

Sensing that Clarence had lowered his guard while asleep in the hammock, the moles attacked.

The Worm Charmer

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Mantis Love

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'I could eat you.'

'Choose, Fenster

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

Entomology Reference

'Where are you going?'

"Yeah, birds are bad, but fishermen are the worst: they first stab you with a hook, then drown you to finish you off. . ."

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

Product Testing Department

'Please repeat, your last transmission was garbled.'

'Hey, I used that model once!'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

Professor...what are you doing?

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'