Mosquito Whisperer Gifts

Mosquito Test + Taste

"You've hidden the mosquito repellent, haven't you, Martha?"

Mosquito 'restaurant' on a person's skin. Waiter asks 'Red or red?'

'I try to be considerate and always sterilize my stinger before biting into a new victim.'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

Last night Melissa C. became the victim of a sneaky mosquito attack. It was initially unclear if the attack was religiously motivated.

"Old people are easier to sting: it's harder for them to hear the buzzing when we fly towards them..."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog Dreams

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

The Worm Charmer

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'You know too much!'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"That is an outrageous slur."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'