Moth Whisperer Pillows

'I'm talkin' to Pete, right, 'cept it was like he wasn't listenin'. Then, sudenly, he stands up, circles the campfire a few times and jumps right into the flames. Craziest thing ever, huh, Jessie? Jessie..?'

'If moths like light so much why do you never see them during the day?'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Police Feline Unit

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Quick, start the car!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Dog Dreams

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Biofelineism

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Children's Feast.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Cat Towels

'You know too much!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

The Worm Charmer

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'