Wolf Whisperer Pillows

"My question is: Are we making an impact?"

The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.

"O.K., I'm ready. You can let it go."

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

'You're eating chocolate! That bar has enough poison to kill any one of us, yet you seem to be just fine. ... Just what kind of wolf are you anyway?'

Wolf Call.

"OK guys, one more time, and this time Fred, concentrate: your last howl was out of tune..."

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

Sing Wolf

"Frankly, I don't think I could hear the "Call of the Wild" over the wife's nagging and the kids' howls..."

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'

'Don't worry, I'm just marking my territory.'

'Night and day they tracked me - fortunately, wolves won't come near lighted buildings.'

'I've found Mowgli on Facebook.'

"Don't use that howl language with me!"

Wolf Email to the Moon

"It's hardly worth the trouble tonight."

"Clearly, the moon is in the seventh house."

"Wolf relocation."

Wolf Karaoke

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog Dreams

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."