Werewolf Whisperer Pillows

'Ooh, look at Ned. He must be practicing for some sort of shadow puppet competition.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The Worm Charmer

Wolf Karaoke

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'I could eat you.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Biodiversity

'Nice jingle!'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Birds with Headphones

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

David Attenborough's Morning

"I'm in disguise."

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Ecotourism.

"Yeah, birds are bad, but fishermen are the worst: they first stab you with a hook, then drown you to finish you off. . ."

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

'Where are you going?'

Grass huggers.

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

The Destruction of the Environment