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'Ooh, look at Ned. He must be practicing for some sort of shadow puppet competition.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The Worm Charmer

Wolf Karaoke

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'I could eat you.'

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

'Nice jingle!'

Biodiversity

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"I'm in disguise."

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

Birds with Headphones

David Attenborough's Morning

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

Ecotourism.

The Destruction of the Environment

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Grass huggers.

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'