Winter Whisperer T-Shirts

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

Do you hear what I hear?

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Wolf Karaoke

Bassoons.

'Now it fits.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Clouds

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

Bonsai Exhibit