Winter Whisperer Prints

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

Do you hear what I hear?

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Wolf Karaoke

Bassoons.

'Now it fits.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.