Ice Whisperer Prints

Ice Fisherman on the Hockey Rink

"I'd better go -- I think my wife's menopause has arrived."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Ice fisher.

"River well stocked this year."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Man fishing with large bait

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Reverse psychology

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"I think it loves us."

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Fish want out of polluted river.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'