Fish Whisperer Prints

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

Fish bowl 1 "The weed keeps me sane man"

Ice fisher.

'Is it humid today or what?'

'What the... another one? Maybe we should move over to his side.'

'We're gonna need an accountant.'

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

Fish Farm.

'There's nothing we can do, James. His license checks out, and you're well within the size limit.'

Man sitting on bank pulling fishing rod out of water with sign from fish saying 'How stupid do you think we are?'

'You are doing it wrong.'

Guy sitting on bank pulling up fishing line with sign from fish attached to hook reading' Got anything better than worms?'

Fish Friendships.

"I think it loves us."

Fish want out of polluted river.

Fish Hiccups

Results of the Tropical Fish Sex Survey

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Aside from the claustrophobia, ground up meal worms, depression and looking at you pucker your lips all day...life is just peachy!'

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

Reverse psychology

'My expense account isn't what it used to be. So for lunch I'm taking you fishing, and we'll eat what we catch.'

'Why is there so much chlorine in this water?'

'Oh boy, you've grown alright! Better be careful though: From now on, they won't throw you back...'

"You didn't think I'd build this expensive pool and not stock it, did you?"

'He's happy. He's even wagging his tail.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'Oh, anybody can hit one of those big clumsy things. Look -- I got a salmon!'

"Put the fish down- real slow!"

'You lifted your head.'

"Oh, definitely, I feel there's a reason I was given a second chance."

'It's time you knew... I've been leading a secret life.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'