Fish Whisperer Prints

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

'Is it humid today or what?'

Ice fisher.

'I told him not to install central air.'

Fish bowl 1 "The weed keeps me sane man"

'What the... another one? Maybe we should move over to his side.'

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

'We're gonna need an accountant.'

Man sitting on bank pulling fishing rod out of water with sign from fish saying 'How stupid do you think we are?'

Fish Farm.

'There's nothing we can do, James. His license checks out, and you're well within the size limit.'

Fish Friendships.

'Trampoline...pogo stick...got any other genius ideas?'

'You are doing it wrong.'

Guy sitting on bank pulling up fishing line with sign from fish attached to hook reading' Got anything better than worms?'

Fish want out of polluted river.

Fish Hiccups

"I think it loves us."

'He's happy. He's even wagging his tail.'

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

"You didn't think I'd build this expensive pool and not stock it, did you?"

"Reach for the bubbles! . . . Not the stars, like Larry, there, did!"

'My expense account isn't what it used to be. So for lunch I'm taking you fishing, and we'll eat what we catch.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Aside from the claustrophobia, ground up meal worms, depression and looking at you pucker your lips all day...life is just peachy!'

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

Reverse psychology

'Why is there so much chlorine in this water?'

'Oh boy, you've grown alright! Better be careful though: From now on, they won't throw you back...'

Results of the Tropical Fish Sex Survey

'You're always complaining! What's eating you now?!'

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

"Until we catch a wave out of here. I'll be home schooling you."