Snow Whisperer T-Shirts

A man shovels snow into his neighbor's yard.

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Wolf Karaoke

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

Wind Energy

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."