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'Mrs Fenton, next time we have a neurotic snowman booked, get the payment up-front!'

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'Your shoe's untied.'

Wolf Karaoke

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"I'm a monster."

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

'Yeah, my dad used to howl at the Moon before, but now he struggles to stay awake past sundown...'

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Cleaning the Horse

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

'I'm not hibernating there again - I got the heebie-jeebies being around so many snakes!'

'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

"I'd better go -- I think my wife's menopause has arrived."

"Well, me, I don't rely on sight to fly, so thick fog is not really an issue."

War Snail

Another episode of History Revealed!

"Your shell or mine?"

'Like him? I scooped him myself !'

"Typical, you knew my mother was coming today, so you had to have a big meal to be torpid for a few days!"

"Don't use that howl language with me!"

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."

'And you call yourself a hoop snake?'

'I'd like to return this snake. It's suffering from reptile dysfunction.'