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'He's running a high fever.'

Hot Tub Frosty

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

Attack of the zombie snowman.

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

'It's for show and tell!'

'Mrs Fenton, next time we have a neurotic snowman booked, get the payment up-front!'

'Like him? I scooped him myself !'

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

'And I can do the procedure right here in my office.'

All the President's Snowmen

'He says he's a friend of the Santa Claus.'

'Officer Wilks, bring in the cold case files.'

1784: Wigs are all the rage

'Let me guess, you're going as a vampire again this year?' 'Let me guess, you're a punk rocker again this year?'

'I would caution against long-term investments.'

'I want a smaller carrot.'

'Now relax and imagine your body slowly melting into the ground.'

Final Liquidation Sale

Snowman named Frosty manning the Reception.

"Ha, ha, ha! I told you it would stick to it."

'Just once, I'd like to see spring!'

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'