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'Burt, you squat down behind him. I'll run over and knock him down, Ted will grab the carrot when he hits the ground. . .'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Snowman

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Hot Tub Frosty

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

At the "Ice-C-U".

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Greco-polar wrestling

"Why would I need sunscreen? I never burn."

'No, I'm not running rabbits past your snow fort!'

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

Aliens from the planet of the yellow snow. 'Don't eat the white snow.'

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

"Reminds me of that Claes Oldenburg sculpture we peed on in Chicago."

'Anyone who's troubled by viewing the victim's corpse is free to leave the courtroom at this time.'

"Careful. This guy's packin' heat..."

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

"Maybe we'd finish making this if you handled the nose and I did the arms."

"He said he's upgraded to selfie sticks."

'I'm hoping for a heat wave - I could afford to lose a few pounds.'

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

Snow Surgery