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'Burt, you squat down behind him. I'll run over and knock him down, Ted will grab the carrot when he hits the ground. . .'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Snowman

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Hot Tub Frosty

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

Greco-polar wrestling

"Why would I need sunscreen? I never burn."

'No, I'm not running rabbits past your snow fort!'

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"Reminds me of that Claes Oldenburg sculpture we peed on in Chicago."

"Maybe we'd finish making this if you handled the nose and I did the arms."

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

'I'm hoping for a heat wave - I could afford to lose a few pounds.'

Snow Surgery