Snowman Savant T-Shirts

'It's for show and tell!'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Trawling for Fish.

'We like to make full use of the space.'

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

'Like him? I scooped him myself !'

'And I can do the procedure right here in my office.'

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

Snowman throws ball at window and breaks it.

"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."

'You're going Cross-country skiing? DO you know just how big a country this is to cross?'

"Can't I give him my broccoli? He likes carrots."

'We're going solar power all the way!'

Grumpy Moody Boy.

'He's running a high fever.'

'Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!'

'Great news, I've just swum the channel...lenthwise.'

"Blah blah blah. . ."

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

Returning from a Multi-Day

Solar Panels R US

'Well, with the push for solar energy being what it is, I think we should look into the possibility of selling of the idea to acquiring all the rights to the sun.'

Up periscope.

Solar Obama.

"Get me the Big Guy. Yeah, the dawn broke again."

'Burt, you squat down behind him. I'll run over and knock him down, Ted will grab the carrot when he hits the ground. . .'

'Two socks in, two socks out. Let the good times roll.'

'Ski Boots, One Size, Fits None.'

"Oh that's just my husband saving £150 on some 'satellite-instillation-that-any-old-idiot-could-install'..."