Sock Savant T-Shirts

'Two socks in, two socks out. Let the good times roll.'

'Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Missing sock

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

'It's for show and tell!'

Why One Sock is Always Missing

"It's not a first edition, but it's from Moses' workshop."

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

'You've got a hole in your sock..'

"Your father helped me, too."

"I did the laundry while studying. Unfortunately, my mom can't find the lost socks or my missing assignments."

"It's a remarkable find...evidence of human habitation that dates to ancient history!"

'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

Sock hell

"Hello, ambulence service, please."

Jesus Saves

Plastic surgeon's here.

Skate! Skate! Skate!

"I used A.I. to read his mind."

Workers cross boundaries to get an energy supply.

"We're going in lads. . . and I won't lie to you. some of us won't be coming back."

"Sorry Buddy, no singles!"

Grumpy Moody Boy.

"Have you washed your hands..?"

Laundromat has a bin for trash & one for unmatched socks

"I guess I'd like to find inner peace, but I'd settle for finding my car keys or a few lost socks in the dryer."

'Larry, that tie is not your friend.'