Sock Savant Gifts

'Two socks in, two socks out. Let the good times roll.'

'Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Missing sock

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

"It's not a first edition, but it's from Moses' workshop."

'You've got a hole in your sock..'

Why One Sock is Always Missing

'It's for show and tell!'

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

"It's a remarkable find...evidence of human habitation that dates to ancient history!"

"I did the laundry while studying. Unfortunately, my mom can't find the lost socks or my missing assignments."

'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

"Hello, ambulence service, please."

Jesus Saves

"I used A.I. to read his mind."

Skate! Skate! Skate!

Workers cross boundaries to get an energy supply.

"Sorry Buddy, no singles!"

Grumpy Moody Boy.

"We're going in lads. . . and I won't lie to you. some of us won't be coming back."

Clancy Strip: At the Suit Sale

"Have you washed your hands..?"

'Larry, that tie is not your friend.'

Laundromat has a bin for trash & one for unmatched socks

"I guess I'd like to find inner peace, but I'd settle for finding my car keys or a few lost socks in the dryer."

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