Sock Saviors Gifts

"If you find him, tug on the rope, and we'll pull you both out."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'He got a hole in one today.'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

The Complete Cycle.

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Missing sock

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Christmas Socks

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'