Sock Savers Gifts

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'He got a hole in one today.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

Christmas Socks

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

"You might consider new socks as well."

'I'm a jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'