Sock Survivors Gifts

Sock hell

The Missing Sock Returns

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'He got a hole in one today.'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

Washing Machine Torture

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

Missing sock

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

Christmas Socks

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"Don't go in there!"

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"