Sock Story Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."

'Do you think that's wise?'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

Flight Socks.

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

How it started: How it's going

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

Noah of the sock world...

Christmas Socks

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Don't go in there!"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

"Your father helped me, too."

Missing Sock

My feet were cold.

'You've got a hole in your sock..'