Sock Story Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."

'Do you think that's wise?'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Flight Socks.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

How it started: How it's going

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

Christmas Socks

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

Missing Sock

'You've got a hole in your sock..'