Sock Enthusiasts Pillows

'...Never wear the same pair of socks 10 days in a row.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Picture of missing sock on milk carton.

"What qualifies you to be a sock puppet?"

Swan Lake Auditions

Learning to Ski.

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

Welcome Socks Without Partners

"And do you promise to love and honor, through wash and spin cycles, until dry do you part?"

'Do you think that's wise?'

Great British Eccentrics.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Washing Machine Torture

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Christmas Socks

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

'You've got a hole in your sock..'

Missing Sock

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

Menswear shop.