Sock Story Enthusiasts Pillows

"Static cling brought her and I together. A dryer sheet tore us apart."

'Do you think that's wise?'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

Christmas Socks

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

Missing Sock

'You've got a hole in your sock..'

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.