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"Static cling brought her and I together. A dryer sheet tore us apart."

'Do you think that's wise?'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Noah of the sock world...

Christmas Socks

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

"Don't go in there!"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

'So, do you still have feelings for this Hanes person?'

Missing Sock

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

My feet were cold.

'You've got a hole in your sock..'

"Your father helped me, too."