Sock Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'...Never wear the same pair of socks 10 days in a row.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Picture of missing sock on milk carton.

"What qualifies you to be a sock puppet?"

Sock Dating.

Swan Lake Auditions

Learning to Ski.

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

Welcome Socks Without Partners

"And do you promise to love and honor, through wash and spin cycles, until dry do you part?"

'Do you think that's wise?'

Great British Eccentrics.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Washing Machine Torture

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

Christmas Socks

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"Don't go in there!"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

Creative Stinking 101 - 'Stinking outside the Sox.'