Sock Aficionados Pillows

'I ran out of money in the south of France, so I decided to come home.' ~ The Prodigal Sock.

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

The Missing Sock Returns

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Great British Eccentrics.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Flight Socks.

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'He got a hole in one today.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Washing Machine Torture

How it started: How it's going

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Christmas Socks

"Don't go in there!"