Sock Aficionados Pillows

'I ran out of money in the south of France, so I decided to come home.' ~ The Prodigal Sock.

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Great British Eccentrics.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Flight Socks.

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'He got a hole in one today.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Washing Machine Torture

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

How it started: How it's going

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

Christmas Socks

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"

"You might consider new socks as well."