Sock Collectors Pillows

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Great British Eccentrics.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Flight Socks.

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'He got a hole in one today.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Washing Machine Torture

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

Christmas Socks

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'