Sock Collectors Gifts

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

The Missing Sock Returns

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Great British Eccentrics.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Flight Socks.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

'He got a hole in one today.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Washing Machine Torture

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

Christmas Socks

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"Don't go in there!"