Collecting Socks Gifts

Great British Eccentrics.

"I'm afraid it's chronic. And in case you need a second opinion, I brought in Dr. Sock."

'He got a hole in one today.'

"Lost" socks are not accepted into society until after they have stolen a pair of your reading glasses.

I'm missing an eighth sock again.

"A sock is for life, not just for Christmas."

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

Flight Socks.

Creative Stinking 101 - 'Stinking outside the Sox.'

Welcome Socks Without Partners

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'Fetch.'

The Missing Sock Returns

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

A women in a shoeshop.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Would you like to try them out?"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Best to keep downwind.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."