Collecting Socks Pillows

Great British Eccentrics.

"I'm afraid it's chronic. And in case you need a second opinion, I brought in Dr. Sock."

'He got a hole in one today.'

"Lost" socks are not accepted into society until after they have stolen a pair of your reading glasses.

"A sock is for life, not just for Christmas."

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

Flight Socks.

Welcome Socks Without Partners

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'Fetch.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

A women in a shoeshop.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Would you like to try them out?"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Best to keep downwind.'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

'We live in a designer trainer.'