Collecting Stockings Pillows

Santa Claus Hanging in Stocking

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

A women in a shoeshop.

Great British Eccentrics.

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

"Would you like to try them out?"

The Dandy

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Flight Socks.

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'He got a hole in one today.'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"It was a crime of fashion."

"She's smart, she's funny, she's beautiful—But she leaves her shoes all over the place."

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

John Styx

'Is there a doctor in the house other than Doctor Love?'

Dog fetching clown shoes (colour version).

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Clown with Big Feet

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

'Oh, Boy! Swine flu vaccine!'