Collecting Sweaters Pillows

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Romance

Great British Eccentrics.

"Oh, this old thing?"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Flight Socks.

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'He got a hole in one today.'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"It was a crime of fashion."

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"Next Christmas, I drive the cattle, you go see Mom."

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

Narcissus discovers t-shirts

Washing Instructions: Have Your Mom Do It.

Campaign for real beer bellies.

'I went to the Shirt Fanciers Convention and all I got was this shirt!'

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

Lemmings jump off a cliff wearing t-shirts reading 'I'm with stupid'.

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

I Can Smell BeerI can Smell Fear.