Sweatshirt Collector Pillows

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Oh, this old thing?"

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

I e-bay t-shirt.

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

I heart bypass t-shirt.

'Overnight delivery of 500 'I survived the tornado' T-shirts!'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"Leftovers"

'My son was nailed to the cross and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'