Sweatshirt Collector Pillows

NFL Antitrust case...

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Oh, this old thing?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

I'm With Stooped

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

I e-bay t-shirt.

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

I heart bypass t-shirt.

'Overnight delivery of 500 'I survived the tornado' T-shirts!'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'