Collecting Sweaters Gifts

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Romance

Great British Eccentrics.

"Oh, this old thing?"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

Flight Socks.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

'He got a hole in one today.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"It was a crime of fashion."

"Next Christmas, I drive the cattle, you go see Mom."

My tail's cold.

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

Narcissus discovers t-shirts

Creative Stinking 101 - 'Stinking outside the Sox.'

Washing Instructions: Have Your Mom Do It.

Campaign for real beer bellies.

NFL Antitrust case...

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

'I went to the Shirt Fanciers Convention and all I got was this shirt!'

I HATE STUFF