Sweater Collector Gifts

'Well this is awkward.'

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

I'm just glad to be out of my ugly Christmas sweaters and back into my ugly everyday sweaters.

Romance

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

Christmas sweater alternatives

Humans are 100% recyclable.

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"Long Johns Silver."

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

'Overnight delivery of 500 'I survived the tornado' T-shirts!'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

The next big thing

'My son was nailed to the cross and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"Leftovers"

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?