Sweater Collector T-Shirts

'Well this is awkward.'

Romance

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

I e-bay t-shirt.

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

"Long Johns Silver."

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'Overnight delivery of 500 'I survived the tornado' T-shirts!'

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"Leftovers"

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Witty T-Shirt Guy

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'