Sweater Aficionados Gifts

Romance

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

cat singing into microphone

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

Academia in Winter

"It was a crime of fashion."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

My tail's cold.

Gym. I'm not sweating --- My muscles are crying!

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

'Well this is awkward.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

Reindeer Sweater

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

"That'll be twenty even—ten for the wine and a ten-dollar tax on the hapless sweater."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

"I do love summer. . . but, there's something about being in a sweatshirt again."

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

Bauble

"Leo and I know how much you like your Christmas sweater, so we thought we'd make you one ourselves this year."

You may enter but the Christmas sweater has to go!

Turtleneck Alternatives