Sweatshirt Aficionado Gifts

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

Romance

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

The Grim Rapper

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

Academia in Winter

"It was a crime of fashion."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

My tail's cold.

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

Gym. I'm not sweating --- My muscles are crying!

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

'Fridge magnet' t-shirt.

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

NFL Antitrust case...

Lemmings jump off a cliff wearing t-shirts reading 'I'm with stupid'.

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.

Obese man wearing a T-shirt with 'Too Big To Fail'.

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

Reindeer Sweater

Messages on T-Shirts: 'I'm wrong always' and 'I'm right always'.

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

You may enter but the Christmas sweater has to go!

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