Sweatpants Aficionado Gifts

"See, mom, I've folded a crease into these sweat pants...perfectly suitable for weddings and funerals."

Romance

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Underweird bras."

Bobbies library of jeans

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Happy Brithday

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

Boxers vs. Briefs

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

"It was a crime of fashion."

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

Academia in Winter

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

Reindeer Sweater