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Bobbies library of jeans

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Born In Captivity.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Career Choices

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

City Boy.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Changing Room Decisions

"Underweird bras."

Penguin suit fitting.

'He may look important, but his briefcase is full of bones.'

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'Bark less, work more.'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Happy Brithday

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

"The Board just wants to be sure you're well supported."

'Hey! is that a good fit or not?'