Pants Aficionado Gifts

Bobbies library of jeans

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Born In Captivity.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Career Choices

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

City Boy.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Vivienne Westwood

"Underweird bras."

Changing Room Decisions

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'He may look important, but his briefcase is full of bones.'

Penguin suit fitting.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'I come from the future - any questions?'

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'Bark less, work more.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'Best to keep downwind.'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Happy Brithday

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."