Undergarment Aficionado Gifts

Body Foundations.

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

Well? I can't tell. I'll get the saleswoman. The bra fits. See how it supports and lifts? Thank you! You were no help, mom. You've worn bras for 20 years. Yeah, but there was no heavy lifting.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"That shirt is so last year."

Bobbies library of jeans

"Underweird bras."

'Have you any W fronts?'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Happy Brithday

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

I love my cape

"I'm in for observation."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"Long Johns Silver."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"I've got this amazing new bra."

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Boxers vs. Briefs

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

Shirt Maker.

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'