Undergarment Enthusiast Gifts

The Boxer.

Free Bra Fitting.

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

'Lady, it's not against the law for him to watch your undies whirl around in a public dryer!'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

Bobbies library of jeans

"That shirt is so last year."

"Underweird bras."

'Have you any W fronts?'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

I love my cape

Happy Brithday

"I'm in for observation."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"Long Johns Silver."

"I've got this amazing new bra."

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

Boxers vs. Briefs

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

I'm glad I'm wearing boxers!

"Grandma remembers when a software update meant new socks and underwear."