Underwear Stylist Gifts

"You're right—they are more comfortable than briefs!"

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"Underweird bras."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

'Have you any W fronts?'

Happy Brithday

"I've got this amazing new bra."

"Long Johns Silver."

"I'm in for observation."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

Schoolboy with lunch box.

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

Boxers vs. Briefs

Cat walking dog.

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

“Dear, I don’t mind if you pick out my shirt. You gotta look at me, I don’t.”

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

I'm glad I'm wearing boxers!

Knickers, little peaked caps, gaily striped socks - it's all so chic!

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

'If velcro is good enough fro grandma and grandpa, why do I have to learn to tie my laces?'

Hang the PJ's

"Ninth floor, underwear, socks, t-shirts."

"Notice anything different about me?"

"Oh, Harold! This is too nice!"

Free Bra Fitting.

You're buying men's underwear?! No. Just lookin' at the pictures.

"Going bra-less has pulled the wrinkles out of my face..."