Underwear Stylist Gifts

"You're right—they are more comfortable than briefs!"

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Underweird bras."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'Have you any W fronts?'

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

Happy Brithday

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"I've got this amazing new bra."

Schoolboy with lunch box.

"Long Johns Silver."

"I'm in for observation."

Boxers vs. Briefs

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

Cat walking dog.

“Dear, I don’t mind if you pick out my shirt. You gotta look at me, I don’t.”

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

Knickers, little peaked caps, gaily striped socks - it's all so chic!

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

I'm glad I'm wearing boxers!

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

'If velcro is good enough fro grandma and grandpa, why do I have to learn to tie my laces?'

"Notice anything different about me?"

"Oh, Harold! This is too nice!"

You're buying men's underwear?! No. Just lookin' at the pictures.

Free Bra Fitting.

"Ninth floor, underwear, socks, t-shirts."

Hang the PJ's

"Going bra-less has pulled the wrinkles out of my face..."

There's a time and a place for the 'boxers vs. briefs' debate.'